gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

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henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…
Damn, kid. You speak truth.
voguememoirs:

thesocietynyc:

Jasmine Sanders by Sam Hessamian
Stylist: Michael TuckerHair: Shinya NakagawaMake-up: Daniella Shachter

I know Michael! lol jk. I know of a Michael Tucker..

akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

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thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

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sadly i am only an eel

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cuteys:

freespiritw0lf:

I will never not reblog this

holy shit
discovers:

:/

that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

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panda-bear-nugget:

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