someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face
nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that
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i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
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that walk when you get called out of class to leave early
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